We all know that all religons have prayers right? So here are our prayers
of worship to the great ones. Once again, let me remind you this Cult is
for humorous purposes only, but if you wish to follow through with these
things go right ahead, why not? It's harmless. I do it!





hail chair, full of song
your fans are with thee

blessed art thou amougst us
and blessed is the fruit of thy vegan, Daniel

holy chair, rock gods of all
play for us fans, now and at the
hour of your end

Amen.





Glory be to Daniel,
Chris, and to Ben

As they were in the beginning,
are now, and every shall be
silverchair without end

Amen.