B:"I live in an eskimo."
D:"You live in an igloo, you are an Eskimo. You don't live in an Eskimo."

B:"But I can remember a weird question in an interview: A guy asked me 
if I ever got a boner in a classroom."
D:"Excuse the pun 'and your *point* is'..."

Would silverchair ever act in a movie?
B:"Only if it's in a very, very violent movie and I'm the guy who kills everyone."
C:"If we did, we would be the worst actors ever..."
B:"We're shit actors, don't worry about it."

D:"Welcome to Alternative Nation. On the way we've got..I already read this."
C:"You're doing it again?"
B:"Ohhh, you're so dumb."
D:"Cut."
B:"Cut, take two."

D:"Jock? What's that mean?"
B:"That means that you're a sporto-like, tough guy-like, you wear those 
big things that make your balls and your dick look really big."
D:"I don't have to wear one of them!"

C: Daniel farts like skunk, they're silent, but they stink like shit, 
bad shit, green shit.
D: Fuck off Chris, and its pink shit, my farts smell like flowers, you love 
getting in close and smelling the daisies. Chris has herpies.
LOL from the band
B: They both have hemroids.
C: You eat hemroids.
D: With tomato sauce