"Prodigy actually covered Petrol & Chlorine."

"Well my vocal chords only limit me 2 hours of talking a day,so I have 
to limit it"

"My best dish is three minute noodles"

"The only reason we were compared to Nirvana was Daniel's hair"

"Honk if you see us on the highway."

"Americans are more psycho,they too. They sort of, don't really care if 
they punch someone in the crowd, or something, giving them a bloody 
nose, sort a thing"

"Little things, just to break the boredom. Shaving cream and everything, 
on the hotel door, then when they walk out, it's a bit of a mess." Pranks they 
do on tour

"Don't be a dumbass and step outside naked because your friends will 
lock you out. Trust me, I know from experience."

"Chris is the lovelist, sweetest, kindest, person I've ever met. From 
Chris."

"Don't be a faggot, Danny! Keep driving! Do a fishy! Do a fishy!"

"We have a good sponsorship deal with Huggies." 

"We used to always have spurts of stupidness."

"Let's get this straight. There are no kangaroos on the main street."

"I'm not gonna die."

"Never fall asleep on the balcony of your hotel naked."

"Why, why do you want Ben? I guess he has nice silky hair." 

"Isn't Ben gorgeous when he sings?"

"Ben's got a major leak in his ass"

"When Daniel gets on stage, and he just sees, like um.... an ugly 
female, he has this reaction to just... scream. And, like, I reckon it's 
heaps funny, cause the crowd thinks it's cute, but they don't know what 
he's screaming at."

"Who's Nirvana?"

"I think that everyone gets that for the entire period of time that they 
are in there. I don't think it matters who you are, you are going to get 
bagged by someone. It doesn't really bother me if people say that I'm a 
dickhead or something like that. I just say, 'Oh well, I'm a dickhead 
then.'"

"There was this guy, right? Walks into the bar with his dog and says, 
'Look, I'll give anybody 50 bucks if they can make my dog do something.' 
So this dude comes up and he goes, '50 bucks and I'll make my dog do 
something.' So he goes, 'Yeah, give me your dog.' He takes the dog and 
throws it on the fire and says, 'Get off.' "

"Can't sing to save myself..." 

"Movies are only cool for when you are bored."